(2.) Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
(3.) I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
(4.) It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
(5.) Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love.
(6.) Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
(7.) If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
(8.) Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
(9.) Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
(10.) Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.