Cats never have to empty the dishwasher - Cats are very lucky because they can hide just about anywhere. I’m sure there are downsides, but it would be nice if when Victor was calling me to show me ...
1 hour ago
Your sex life is none of our business but you have made it our business when you first threw the porn DVD “Backdoor adventures of Butthead and Beaver” into our yard on 22 February this year. Now, again you decided to infringe on my right to privacy and choice to live in a straight porn free environment by having thrown the porn DVD “Sex starved fuck sluts” into our yard. If you have some sexual issues, including but not limited to porn, please don’t make your fucking problem ours. Go see a fucking therapist. Also, our yard is not your personal sex litter dump. Use your dustbin. That is what it is there for!
Lastly, by throwing your porn into our yard is not the solution to your problems. The internet is full of free porn that could meet with your sexual desires and fetishes. I know you have internet at home because I can see your WiFi on my phone. Use it. Delete it. Just for the love of god leave us out of it.
Your GAY neighbors.